Attention Ladies: New Prog Babes Group

[Hunnibee]

Hello Ladies, I have started a Prog Babes group here, so please put in your request to join. I have it moderated to make sure no guys invite themselves, LOL! All ladies will be approved, of course. I am looking forward to some fun discussions like we used to have in the old days.

[Scott Bails]

I have it moderated to make sure no guys invite themselves, LOL! All ladies will be approved, of course.

Oh, you're no fun! :cool

[Hunnibee]

Oh, you're no fun! :cool

Well, Scott, if you want to slobber over David Gilmour and Steven Wilson along with us gals, that can be arranged. ;)

[Scott Bails]

Don't we do that on a regular basis on the main forum? :lol

You ladies have your fun. It must get old hanging out at such a sausage fest!

[Rarebird]

Am I allowed to get in, even if I don't slobber over David gilmour and Steven Wilson?

[East New York]

Hey, dollface, thanks for the invite! :up <3

[proggrl]

Count me in! :) Is it OK I don't drool over SW like I used to?

[trurl]

Will there be a Prog Babe Appreciation group where we can talk about the Prog Babes?? ;)

[East New York]

Will there be a Prog Babe Appreciation group where we can talk about the Prog Babes?? ;)

(shakes fist) Dammit, don't make me love you!

[Amy]

Hello Ladies, I have started a Prog Babes group here, so please put in your request to join. I have it moderated to make sure no guys invite themselves, LOL! All ladies will be approved, of course. I am looking forward to some fun discussions like we used to have in the old days.

How "fun" can the "fun" discussions be?
I don't want to sit around reading about women's menstrual problems, their cats, their annoying in-laws, or how to make a fabulous soufflé.

I want the good stuff. ;)

[Scott Bails]

How "fun" can the "fun" discussions be?
I don't want to sit around reading about women's menstrual problems, their cats, their annoying in-laws, or how to make a fabulous soufflé.

I want the good stuff. ;)

Is that what you ladies do when we're not around? :O

Nevermind - I don't want in anymore! :lol

[proggrl]

I don't want to sit around reading about women's menstrual problems, their cats, their annoying in-laws, or how to make a fabulous soufflé.

Is that all you think we're good for?? Hmmph!! Why just yesterday my cat ate my mother-in-law's souffle. That b*tch threw a fit like she was PMSing!


Which is of course not true. I don't even have a mother-in-law!

[trurl]

Which is of course not true. I don't even have a mother-in-law!

Killed her while you were PMSing didn't you.


(Don't worry, my wife will seriously kill me for that one, it's covered) :D :D

[ForeverAutumn]

Is that what you ladies do when we're not around? :O

Nevermind - I don't want in anymore! :lol

We also brush each other's hair and have pillow fights while wearing pajamas. ;)

[proggrl]

We also brush each other's hair and have pillow fights while wearing pajamas. ;)

Well, sometimes we wear pajamas. ;)

[Scott Bails]

We also brush each other's hair and have pillow fights while wearing pajamas. ;)


Well, sometimes we wear pajamas. ;)

Now I want back in again. ;)

[MoodsWings]

Can I request to join?

[JIF]

Can I join? Want to meet some single PE ladies.

[Hunnibee]

Sorry about lagging on the invites. I've been super busy with out of town relatives, and job hunting, and reaquainting myself with the Portland area, etc. Things should calm down soon, and I'll be more active here. We should get some discussions going in the group already!

[Hunnibee]

Can I join? Want to meet some single PE ladies.

No one with a penis is allowed... unless you are transgendered or are awaiting your willy whacking operation.

[proggrl]

We should get some discussions going in the group already!

I got one in there already. Amy should like it. :)

[Hunnibee]

I got one in there already. Amy should like it. :)

I put Amy on the invite list. Hopefully, she will accept. When I have a moment in a moment, I will go through the members list to see if any more women have signed up on the new PE board so I can invite them, too.

[Digital_Man]

Well, Scott, if you want to slobber over David Gilmour and Steven Wilson along with us gals, that can be arranged. ;)


Don't forget Chris Squire. Women seem to slobber over him too. :D

[Hunnibee]

Women seem to slobber over him too. :D

The spandex never lies! :drool

[East New York]

Nope...it's all about this guy, who loves to grin at me:

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i301/Imperatrix62/Rush%20Stuff/Alexsmiling.jpg

[East New York]

Can I join? Want to meet some single PE ladies.

This is very cute, though!

Maybe we could set up a "Date JIF!" thread in another part of the site. :)

[Digital_Man]

Wow, Tasia, did you take that picture of Alex? :D

[East New York]

Wow, Tasia, did you take that picture of Alex? :D

Yeah, when the guys got their star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame!

[Scott Bails]

This is very cute, though!

Maybe we could set up a "Date JIF!" thread in another part of the site. :)

Choosy Moms Choose JIF!



Sorry, JIF - couldn't resist...

[ForeverAutumn]

Nope...it's all about this guy, who loves to grin at me:

Niiiiiiice! I live in Toronto and have run into Geddy a couple of times, but never Alex. I don't think he actually lives here anymore though. Geddy is not fan friendly when he's on his own time. Can't say that I blame him. So, no pictures or autographs for me, sadly.

[Amy]

No one with a penis is allowed... unless you are transgendered or are awaiting your willy whacking operation.

How about with a vibrator? Or a dildo?
Can you say "dildo" in Version Three? How about "Fuck you, _______ _____________ (name left out in order to avoid a spanking)"?

Just testing out the new car. :D

[trurl]

Well, I have to admit, you have my attention now :D :D

[East New York]

If any of the Babes wants to learn the maraschino cherry stem trick, I'll gladly teach you. The lesson is an "in person"/meatspace thing, and you will all be sworn to secrecy.

[trurl]

Huh huh huh uhhhhhh huh huh uh uh huh huh huh uh huh uh


You said "meat".

[trurl]

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd... that's why we're not allowed. :D

[Amy]

If any of the Babes wants to learn the maraschino cherry stem trick, I'll gladly teach you. The lesson is an "in person"/meatspace thing, and you will all be sworn to secrecy.

"in person", you say? OK - you come to Jersey with your cherry and I'll show you some fabulously squeezable tomatoes.

[Progmatic]

:drool

[Scott Bails]

"in person", you say? OK - you come to Jersey with your cherry and I'll show you some fabulously squeezable tomatoes.

Um....yeeaaah....I'm really liking this new forum. :D :drool

[Dave the Brave]

Its always possible to create a fake registration as a gal and sneak in through the back door.

Not that I would do that, but some sneaky person could.

D

[ForeverAutumn]

Its always possible to create a fake registration as a gal and sneak in through the back door.

Not that I would do that, but some sneaky person could.

D

It wouldn't take long for us to figure it out and then we'd have to castrate you.

Sorry...we'd have to castrate the sneaky person...who isn't you. ;)

[MudShark22]

Its always possible to create a fake registration as a gal and sneak in through the back door.


Back door gal.....

[kristi]

Does the request to join happen >here<?

[East New York]

Huh huh huh uhhhhhh huh huh uh uh huh huh huh uh huh uh


You said "meat".


Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd... that's why we're not allowed. :D

:rofl

[East New York]

"in person", you say? OK - you come to Jersey with your cherry and I'll show you some fabulously squeezable tomatoes.

Throw in some of those buttered buns you always mention, and I'm so in. ;)


Um....yeeaaah....I'm really liking this new forum. :D :drool

We aim to please. :D

[East New York]

Incidentally, how filthy are we allowed to get here on PE?

Those of you who knew me from Yesfans.com know how much I controlled my innate naughtiness over there. I want to know what I can get away with here.

[Polypet]

...if you want to slobber over David Gilmour and Steven Wilson along with us gals...


Wilson perhaps, Trent Reznor maybe but Gilmour? well... maybe :lol


I want the good stuff. ;)

yes! :lol

[trurl]

Incidentally, how filthy are we allowed to get here on PE?
Only one way to find out.





:D

[Jerjo]

Incidentally, how filthy are we allowed to get here on PE?


Well, generally some of us swear like sailors even on the most public threads. On the private ones, it can get pretty wild. Ask any of us guys on the "actress" thread.

[East New York]

Only one way to find out.

:D


Well, generally some of us swear like sailors even on the most public threads. On the private ones, it can get pretty wild. Ask any of us guys on the "actress" thread.

:D Far fuckin' out! I feel that I should have special dispensation, anyway, as I'm from Brooklyn. :cool

[Scott Bails]

Incidentally, how filthy are we allowed to get here on PE?

Those of you who knew me from Yesfans.com know how much I controlled my innate naughtiness over there. I want to know what I can get away with here.

I'm thinking you should try being as naughty as you think you can be, and we'll decide if it's appropriate or not.

[kid_runningfox]

Well, I've always prided myself on being in touch with my feminine side, so I'm in!!:good

[JKL2000]

Can we with penises at least suggest names for the group?

Ladies of the Road
Yes, Yes, oh God Yes!!
Kinky Crimson

[Dave the Brave]

It wouldn't take long for us to figure it out and then we'd have to castrate you.

Sorry...we'd have to castrate the sneaky person...who isn't you. ;)


My wife already did that.

And I'm not a sneak so no fear.

Guessed my identity yet?

D t B

[Yves]

Guessed my identity yet?



Happy birthday Lino!

[ForeverAutumn]

Guessed my identity yet?

D t B

I can't keep track of all you Daves. I figure you're either Dave Sr., Dave not Sr., or Dave Bolton. If I had to guess I'd go with Bolton. But I'm pretty certain that you're a Dave. (or you are sneaky). :D

[Scott Bails]

Can we with penises at least suggest names for the group?

Ladies of the Road
Yes, Yes, oh God Yes!!
Kinky Crimson

:lol

[Hunnibee]

Does the request to join happen >here<?

Hi Kristi, I just sent an Invite to you. Bear with me while I get the hang of this place!

[Hunnibee]

Incidentally, how filthy are we allowed to get here on PE?

I thought that's what the Groups were for! Personally, I can outswear a sailor when the ocassion fits. :bad


Gilmour? well... maybe :lol

I think he has aged quite nicely. I have always loved his eyes, and they still sparkle, baybeee! :drool

[Nurse Progtitioner]

What about the old one? It's still active.

[Hunnibee]

What about the old one? It's still active.

I assume the old groups will terminate along with the old board. Maybe Sean or Duncan can clarify?

[Amy]

Can we with penises at least suggest names for the group?

Kinky Crimson

I like that one. :)

[Dave the Brave]

I can't keep track of all you Daves. I figure you're either Dave Sr., Dave not Sr., or Dave Bolton. If I had to guess I'd go with Bolton. But I'm pretty certain that you're a Dave. (or you are sneaky). :D

Almost there. What's your final answer?

D t B

[JKL2000]

I thought that's what the Groups were for! Personally, I can outswear a sailor when the ocassion fits. :bad



I think he has aged quite nicely. I have always loved his eyes, and they still sparkle, baybeee! :drool

At the risk of sounding...well...you know, not that there's anything wrong with it, I have to agree with Mel that David Gilmour is a handsome guy - after all, he did some fashion modeling before he was in The Floyd. Of course, being wealthy and the ultimate guitar God helps too. I'd marry him if he'd have me.

Also, he's aging pretty well. As I recall, my wife thought he was pretty good looking too, a few years back.

[Scott Bails]

Interesting angle there, Jed, working the homo-erotic side in an effort to be accepted into the group. :up


;)

[Hunnibee]

I'd marry him if he'd have me.


Interesting angle there, Jed, working the homo-erotic side in an effort to be accepted into the group. :up ;)

Nice try, Jed! ;)

But thanks, I appreciate another fan feeling the same way, gender aside.

[progeezer]

Is that what you ladies do when we're not around? :O

Nevermind - I don't want in anymore! :lol

Scott, you just need to go with the flow, right ladies?:p

After the rimshot I'll get me coat......

[Lou]

Less than 2 months remain in this year. Will the Prog Babe Swimsuit Calendar be available for the holiday shopping season?

[ForeverAutumn]

While I think that Gilmour looks like a really nice guy and I find that aspect attractive, I have to say that, esthetically speaking, I prefer Roger Waters. He's pretty hot and has aged very well. Of course, once he opens his mouth his arrogance could erase any attraction that I might feel. But I have ways to shut him up. ;)

[Corbie]

Less than 2 months remain in this year. Will the Prog Babe Swimsuit Calendar be available for the holiday shopping season?

I'd buy one!

[trurl]

I'd buy one!

Cool! Then make a torrent and I'll download it :D

[-=RTFR666=-]

No one with a penis is allowed... unless you are transgendered or are awaiting your willy whacking operation.

Don't delay, dock JIF's dick, I watch the countdown timer tick.... :rofl

[Big Ears]

I like the term 'prog babe'; it's comforting.

[yogibear]

its always good to know what the opposite sex is doing thinking and planning. i wish i could stay but since i'm not allowed but hey you didn't say anything about bears! this is a cool thread.

[Corbie]

its always good to know what the opposite sex is doing thinking and planning.

Sure is. Not that I ever interpret the information to my advantage!

[Amy]

its always good to know what the opposite sex is doing thinking and planning. i wish i could stay but since i'm not allowed but hey you didn't say anything about bears! this is a cool thread.


I pretty much couldn't care less what men are doing, thinking, or planning - unless there's something in it for me. Or unless I have to get out a baseball bat as a result. ;)

[ForeverAutumn]

Yeah. And like we'd ever let a man know what we're planning. HA! The most I can say is "Be afraid. Be VERY afraid".

[Scott Bails]

I pretty much couldn't care less what men are doing, thinking, or planning - unless there's something in it for me. Or unless I have to get out a baseball bat as a result. ;)


It's not like we're hard to figure out.

Meat, sports, beer, music, cars, women - not necessarily in that order!

[Amy]

Yeah. And like we'd ever let a man know what we're planning. HA! The most I can say is "Be afraid. Be VERY afraid".

This is for the men currently reading this thread:

I'm planning on buying a 20 pack of Tampax tomorrow. My period is pretty much done for this month, but I always say that it's good to stockpile.

There's more where that came from. See you soon. ;)

[trurl]

This is for the men currently reading this thread:

I'm planning on buying a 20 pack of Tampax tomorrow. My period is pretty much done for this month, but I always say that it's good to stockpile.

There's more where that came from. See you soon. ;)

Pfffffft. I'll pick them up for you on the way home ;)

[Amy]

Pfffffft. I'll pick them up for you on the way home ;)

Sure you will. Take a number, pal. :p

[trurl]

Sure you will. Take a number, pal. :p

:D

[East New York]

(sits on bed, helplessly crying with laughter)

[3LockBox]

Maybe we could set up a "Date JIF!" thread in another part of the site. :)does that have to be an exclusively female thread as well?

[Garden Dreamer]

Hello Ladies, I have started a Prog Babes group here, so please put in your request to join. I have it moderated to make sure no guys invite themselves, .

Can we at least stand outside with our noses pressed against the window??

[Rarebird]

Can we at least stand outside with our noses pressed against the window??
Would that be steamy windows?

[trurl]

Can we at least stand outside with our noses pressed against the window??Uh... what do you think this is :D

[East New York]

does that have to be an exclusively female thread as well?

Not at all! :up

[East New York]

Look, to be honest, I'm not really a prog babe...but looks like most of you don't give a rat's ass about that, so I guess I'm in the club anyway. :D

[yogibear]

if your female and like prog then your a prog babe. ;)

[East New York]

if your female and like prog then your a prog babe. ;)

Ah, but do I like prog? Y'see...

(...here's where CybrKhatru and Amy start rolling their eyes... :D)

...I don't think of Yes and Genesis and Rush and Henry Cow and Art Bears (and a few other groups) as prog. I think of them as Yes and Genesis and Rush and Henry Cow and Art Bears. Call me an iconoclast.

[Scott Bails]

Ah, but do I like prog? Y'see...

(...here's where CybrKhatru and Amy start rolling their eyes... :D)

...I don't think of Yes and Genesis and Rush and Henry Cow and Art Bears (and a few other groups) as prog. I think of them as Yes and Genesis and Rush and Henry Cow and Art Bears. Call me an iconoclast.


Irrelevant. They are prog, you're a babe. Ergo, you're in. ;)

[East New York]

Irrelevant. They are prog, you're a babe. Ergo, you're in. ;)

:lol I love your cheerful intransigence. What are you wearing?

[CybrKhatru]

Ah, but do I like prog? Y'see...

(...here's where CybrKhatru and Amy start rolling their eyes... :D)

...I don't think of Yes and Genesis and Rush and Henry Cow and Art Bears (and a few other groups) as prog. I think of them as Yes and Genesis and Rush and Henry Cow and Art Bears. Call me an iconoclast.

Told you that argument wouldn't fly, regardless of how much I agree with it. ;)

[Amy]

Ah, but do I like prog? Y'see...

(...here's where CybrKhatru and Amy start rolling their eyes... :D)

...I don't think of Yes and Genesis and Rush and Henry Cow and Art Bears (and a few other groups) as prog. I think of them as Yes and Genesis and Rush and Henry Cow and Art Bears. Call me an iconoclast.

Face it, friend. You're in Rome, and you're doing the same things that the Romans are doing.
(Your teeth may be cleaner, however. ;))

[Progmatic]

Tampax ;)

I bought Tompox - Hungarian Eclectic, other day but I did not like it that much...you may want to switch the brand ...|)

[East New York]

Told you that argument wouldn't fly, regardless of how much I agree with it. ;)

:lol


Face it, friend. You're in Rome, and you're doing the same things that the Romans are doing.
(Your teeth may be cleaner, however. ;))

:rofl

[Corbie]

Call me an iconoclast.

Now? Do you have any idea how hard it is to find an iconoclast at this hour?

[East New York]

No, I don't use "Yes" laundry detergent (anyone remember that? :D).

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i301/Imperatrix62/B0vT-cQB2kKGrHqEOKnIEw8oQtmz5BMbnbLmLg_35.jpg

No, I don't buy Progresso products 'just because'...although I've always called PFM "Progresso Rock". Minchia! ;)

[East New York]

Now? Do you have any idea how hard it is to find an iconoclast at this hour?

:lol

(a la Dom Deluise) Bring me a small lyre!

[Hunnibee]

Where's the freakin' LIKE button? :lol

[Hunnibee]

By the way, any ladies reading this and want to join the group, please let me know here or PM me so I can invite you. I can no longer keep up with checking for new members who might be female. I have invited about a dozen who haven't responded, and that's okay. It's not for everyone. We are just having fun in there right now. :D

[Scott Bails]

:lol I love your cheerful intransigence. What are you wearing?


Same as always - leather chaps and a dog collar.

Why do you ask?

[ForeverAutumn]

This thread is way more fun than the group. I say we let in a few choice boys to spice the place up.

[trurl]

This thread is way more fun than the group. I say we let in a few choice boys to spice the place up.
That's how it starts... then the next thing you know- TOGA PARTY!! :D

[East New York]

Same as always - leather chaps and a dog collar.

Why do you ask?

Oh, dear---that will never do. Switch out the leather for vinyl, put this rose between your teeth, and assume the position.

[East New York]

That's how it starts... then the next thing you know- TOGA PARTY!! :D

Or sausage fest.

[Garden Dreamer]

Where's the freakin' LIKE button? :lol

We need a LUST button!!;)

[Scott Bails]

Oh, dear---that will never do. Switch out the leather for vinyl, put this rose between your teeth, and assume the position.

Oh......all right....

[trurl]

Or sausage fest.

Same thing.

[Corbie]

Forever Autumn said: I say we let in a few choice boys to spice the place up.

Can I be a "choice boy", please?

[ForeverAutumn]

That's how it starts... then the next thing you know- TOGA PARTY!! :D

One of the funniest things I've ever heard (and a "you had to be there" moment, but I'll do my best)... A few years ago my husband and I took a cruise. On the last night there was a Toga Party. Before the party we went to a disembarkation speech given by the Cruise Director, who was a very distinguished looking gentleman with a very heavy Italian accent.

We had to have our suitcases packed and outside our doors by 2am that morning for the crew to pick up. The Cruise Director, in his lovely Italian accent, reminded us to “keep out some clothing to wear on the trip home. Because tonight you wear a Toga! Tomorrow in front of the customs officer, you are wearing only a sheet”. :oops

[ForeverAutumn]

Can I be a "choice boy", please?

What are your qualifications for "choice boy"?

[Corbie]

What are your qualifications for "choice boy"?

Oh, now we have to be qualified?! Damn, this is getting harder. Frankly "boy" is kind of pushing it, too. Hmmm. Well.... I'm from England. I therefore sound like a Hollywood villain when I speak. We can all decide to find this charming, if you like.

[Scott Bails]

Hysterical. :lol

[Fracktured]

Will there be pillow fights in lingerie or a wet t-shirt contest?

[Corbie]

Will there be pillow fights in lingerie.......

Yes, but that'll just be me....

[JKL2000]

I'll be sticking around to provide shoulder massages as needed.

[ForeverAutumn]

I'll be sticking around to provide shoulder massages as needed.

Shoulder massages? Okay, you're in! ;)

[Scott Bails]

That's all it takes?!!!! :O

[progeezer]

This thread is way more fun than the group. I say we let in a few choice boys to spice the place up.Hear, hear!!

I could be the ancient patriarch for the thread members, dispensing sagely advice and dispelling any myths that you may have about men!:D

[ForeverAutumn]

That's all it takes?!!!! :O

Sorry Scott. Massages are gone. We have diamonds and luxury cars left. Which one would you like?

[Scott Bails]

I'll take a luxury car, please. :D

[ForeverAutumn]

Hear, hear!!

I could be the ancient patriarch for the thread members, dispensing sagely advice and dispelling any myths that you may have about men!:D

The only thing that women need to know about men is that they like breasts. The day I learned that is the day I realized I knew all that I needed to know. ;)

[progeezer]

That young punk Scott gets a luxury car and I get a lecture?

C'mon Esther!

:p:D

[ForeverAutumn]

That young punk Scott gets a luxury car and I get a lecture?

C'mon Esther!

:p:D

I think the young punk misunderstood. He's not getting in with that attitude. ;)

[Scott Bails]

He called me "young!" http://www.msnheaven.com/content/emoticons/54/banana093.gif

[Scott Bails]

I think the young punk misunderstood. He's not getting in with that attitude. ;)

http://www.msnheaven.com/content/emoticons/54/banana060.gif

[Amy]

Hear, hear!!

I could be the ancient patriarch for the thread members, dispensing sagely advice and dispelling any myths that you may have about men!:D
Excellent. Wise One, do men really pay no attention to the equipment hanging next to them at the urinals, or are they hoping to catch a glimpse for comparison purposes?
Do elucidate and feel free to share your own experiences in this regard. :D

[progeezer]

Excellent. Wise One, do men really pay no attention to the equipment hanging next to them at the urinals, or are they hoping to catch a glimpse for comparison purposes?
Do elucidate and feel free to share your own experiences in this regard. :DI shall answer your question with a true story from my youth, young lady. A group (5 or 6 iirc) of us kids (about 14-15 years old) took the subway into Manhattan to go to Central Park & look for girls.

My friend Eddie, myself and one other guy went into the restroom. A massive restroom with at least 15 urinals. The three of us were the only ones using the facility at first. While we were all still standing there TCB, a man walked in and with many places open on both sides of where he COULD have gone, sidles up right next to Eddie and starts doing the "tiptoe-lean slightly" move to check out Eddie's unit.

As Eddie smiled, he turned toward the man and peed all over the guy's pants. So, if it's 1959, and closeted gay males are trolling for young boys, the answer is a definitive "yes"!. :D

[Scott Bails]

Man, I guess that guy was pissed off!








I'm never getting into the group, am I? :oops

[ForeverAutumn]

Man, I guess that guy was pissed off!

More like he was pissed on. :lol

Thanks for the set-up ;)

[Rarebird]

Oh, now we have to be qualified?! Damn, this is getting harder. Frankly "boy" is kind of pushing it, too. Hmmm. Well.... I'm from England. I therefore sound like a Hollywood villain when I speak. We can all decide to find this charming, if you like.

You were a bowlerhat I think, like in 'A clockwork orange', so you must be a villain.

[Corbie]

Spot on! A right old Victorian style Ruffian. 'eart 'o gold, though, sah!

[tom unbound]

Looking at the stats shows a whole lotta interest in this thread !!

Make anything illegal or exclusive and they will beat a path to your door !!

Sean - Start a thread called 'Hot Pornography' , make it private, and then see how many hits it gets LOL!!

[3LockBox]

do men really pay no attention to the equipment hanging next to them at the urinals?:D well, its fairly cold year round wear I live - not a lot of hanging going on... more like turtling.

[Scott Bails]

Sean - Start a thread called 'Hot Pornography' , make it private, and then see how many hits it gets LOL!!


Um...we already have this. ;)

[Amy]

I shall answer your question with a true story from my youth, young lady. A group (5 or 6 iirc) of us kids (about 14-15 years old) took the subway into Manhattan to go to Central Park & look for girls.

My friend Eddie, myself and one other guy went into the restroom. A massive restroom with at least 15 urinals. The three of us were the only ones using the facility at first. While we were all still standing there TCB, a man walked in and with many places open on both sides of where he COULD have gone, sidles up right next to Eddie and starts doing the "tiptoe-lean slightly" move to check out Eddie's unit.

As Eddie smiled, he turned toward the man and peed all over the guy's pants. So, if it's 1959, and closeted gay males are trolling for young boys, the answer is a definitive "yes"!. :D

That's awesome! And how'd you do with the girls that day? :)


well, its fairly cold year round wear I live - not a lot of hanging going on... more like turtling.

I don't know how you guys walk around with those things. ;)

[progeezer]

That's awesome! And how'd you do with the girls that day? :)



We honestly were always able to hook up (in 1959 that was "pick up") because we could break into 4 part acapella harmony & serenade the young ladies as an opener!:D

[East New York]

Oh......all right....

I'm vegan, you see. Leather is out. In addition, vinyl sounds better when it is smacked. :D

[Hunnibee]

we could break into 4 part acapella harmony & serenade the young ladies as an opener!:D


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCzaYMSnges

[Klonk]

mmm ladies

[No Pride]

We honestly were always able to hook up (in 1959 that was "pick up") because we could break into 4 part acapella harmony & serenade the young ladies as an opener!:D
Fine... but guitar players know more positions. And many of us have a whammy bar. :cool

BTW, hi, ladies! Just peeking in while my "sweeter half" (ha!) is at work. See how we are?!

[Amy]

We honestly were always able to hook up (in 1959 that was "pick up") because we could break into 4 part acapella harmony & serenade the young ladies as an opener!:D


Ahh, the ol' "Moon Safari Treatment"! I'll bet you knocked 'em dead. :)


Fine... but guitar players know more positions. And many of us have a whammy bar. :cool



I'll vouch for that! ;)

[progeezer]

Fine... but guitar players know more positions. And many of us have a whammy bar. :cool

I'll see your whammy bar and raise you a pulsating vibrato!;)

[trurl]

Meh. Keyboard players have more digital dexterity, not to mention the ability to work in different areas with each hand independently... :D

[Chain]

Fine... but guitar players know more positions. And many of us have a whammy bar. :cool

But do you have a Fuzz Box or Big Muff to go with it? ;)

[laurainspace]

yoohoooo!! progbabe here!

still gettin the hang of this new place.

[laurainspace]

Hear, hear!!

I could be the ancient patriarch for the thread members, dispensing sagely advice and dispelling any myths that you may have about men!:D

and I'll vouch for the geezer on that. ;)

[laurainspace]

I just got this message:

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so wtf is "Post Quick Reply" good for?!

:P

[progeezer]

yoohoooo!! progbabe here!

still gettin the hang of this new place.I'm sure you'll be wanting me to give you PEv3 software lessons!:roll:p:D

I can already feel myself getting more and more in touch with my feminine side.:)

[Hunnibee]

yoohoooo!! progbabe here!

still gettin the hang of this new place.

Yay, nice to see you here, Laura!

[Hunnibee]

Meh. Keyboard players have more digital dexterity, not to mention the ability to work in different areas with each hand independently... :D

Trurl for the win! :D

[yogibear]

I just got this message:
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so wtf is "Post Quick Reply" good for?!:P i suppose its to make sure you absolutely wanted to post those comments and give you another chance to recant your comments or to change them so as to not make yourself a target of derision and riddicule. lol ;)

[Scott Bails]

I can already feel myself getting more and more in touch with my feminine side.:)

Considering all the touching you do of your male side, this is probably an improvement! ;)

[progeezer]

Considering all the touching you do of your male side, this is probably an improvement! ;)Oh my dear, dear Scotty! That was supposed to be OUR secret, you bad, bad boy!:O|)

[Scott Bails]

I guess we need to start a "Prog Studs" thread to discuss that stuff, eh Geezer? ;)

[80s were ok]

I guess we need to start a "Prog Studs" thread to discuss that stuff, eh Geezer? ;)please do and make it private so I can stop throwing up.

[progeezer]

If I can make you throw up, then my work is done.:)

[Gruno]

I guess we need to start a "Prog Studs" thread to discuss that stuff, eh Geezer? ;)

DO IT!

[Yves]

Prog Stu doesn't advertise!

[Amy]

If I can make you throw up, then my work is done.:)
:lol

[East New York]

please do and make it private so I can stop throwing up.

You'll stop puking once I start playing with your nipples.

[Jerjo]

Did someone mention playing with nipples?

http://tosh.comedycentral.com/video-clips/sensitive-nips

[East New York]

Did someone mention playing with nipples?

http://tosh.comedycentral.com/video-clips/sensitive-nips

:lol I'm in loooove.

[JKL2000]

This is for the men currently reading this thread:

I'm planning on buying a 20 pack of Tampax tomorrow. My period is pretty much done for this month, but I always say that it's good to stockpile.

There's more where that came from. See you soon. ;)



What do you mean by your "period?"

[trurl]

What do you mean by your "period?"
Oh, 'tis a time of horrors. Horrors! A woman's body looses forth with all manner of vile discharge such that none can abide, and no man can be permitted to sample the usual splendid fruits thereof. In fact, if a man see such a thing he be struck blind and dumb and be scarred for life.

That is unless he be the type to say, "seriously?" and just dives right in.

[Vic2012]

^ OOOOOooooohhhh!!!!!! I just lost my appetite. No Thanksgiving for me today :lol.

[3LockBox]

Ok, I think just threw up in my mouth a little...

[JKL2000]

Ah, the time when a woman is visited by the Crimson King, I see.

[progeezer]

For once, obviously playing against type, I shall refrain from posting here right now, as ALL manner of wiseassedness raced through my head!:bad

[JKL2000]

^ Your LITTLE head, right?

[3LockBox]

Friends don't let friends post drunk.

[progeezer]

Friends don't let friends post drunk.You must mean Jed, since weed doesn't get you drunk.:)

And here we (males) are, doing our best to both singularly and collectively affirm by our behavior that women do indeed have us figured out!:O:roll

[JKL2000]

And don't want us in their group!

[80s were ok]

this thread needs to go private...so I don't have to see it in the Way OT boards anymore. I i'm glad i'm not the only one vomiting from this thread and I see all the hornballs chased the progbabes away anyway....good job.

[JKL2000]

this thread needs to go private...so I don't have to see it in the Way OT boards anymore. I i'm glad i'm not the only one vomiting from this thread and I see all the hornballs chased the progbabes away anyway....good job.

Maybe it was just the trolls, Ed.

[progeezer]

this thread needs to go private...so I don't have to see it in the Way OT boards anymore. I i'm glad i'm not the only one vomiting from this thread and I see all the hornballs chased the progbabes away anyway....good job.Sorry ladies........

Fuck you, you arrogant asshole!

You try very hard at times to be 80s, but unfortunately DC is in your blood.

[3LockBox]

Geez 80s, you gotta try hard to make a guy like Geezer cuss on an internet board. You can be disgusted about a thread, but you don't have to open it.

[80s were ok]

Geez 80s, you gotta try hard to make a guy like Geezer cuss on an internet board. You can be disgusted about a thread, but you don't have to open it.

i didn't make anyone cuss. Don't put the blame on me for someone elses actions. And I'm not the only one who claimed "Vomit" on this thread...and if you notice, the ladies are now gone... take care!

[Vic2012]

Fuck you, you arrogant asshole!
QFT (quoted for fucking truth)

Grow up 80s Guy. For the love of God, grow up.

[Hunnibee]

We women are not gone... at least, I'm not. I'm just not able to get here every day due to job hunting and family obligations, etc. Not to mention that horrible addiction called Facebook. You would never last long there, DC... it's Drama Queen central. ;)

And by the way, quit pissing on my thread! If you don't want to read it, don't open it. :p

Now... getting back to the nipple talk...

[yogibear]

Now... getting back to the nipple talk...is this what it is? mmmm nipples lol

[trurl]

Hey, I have nipples! :D :D

[progeezer]

Hey, I have nipples! :D :DI'm sorry, but unless those nipples come with a nice set of manboobs, they're irrelevant!;)

[3LockBox]

i didn't make anyone cuss. Don't put the blame on me for someone elses actions. And I'm not the only one who claimed "Vomit" on this thread...and if you notice, the ladies are now gone... take care!

no, you didn't make anyone cuss, but no one made you open the thread neither. And I was the one who made the other comment about "throwing up in my mouth a little" in jest, not as commentary. If you're going to go around the interenet handing out admonishments (and I don't know why anyone would), you need to be a lot more tactful about it. You're as tactful as a fart in church.

[trurl]

I'm sorry, but unless those nipples come with a nice set of manboobs, they're irrelevant!;)

Well, I'm trying not to.

[Amy]

no, you didn't make anyone cuss, but no one made you open the thread neither. And I was the one who made the other comment about "throwing up in my mouth a little" in jest, not as commentary. If you're going to go around the interenet handing out admonishments (and I don't know why anyone would), you need to be a lot more tactful about it. You're as tactful as a fart in church.

But "80s..." is so irrelevant, who cares?

Say, I hear tell that there's going to be a couple of hotties involved in a radio show tonight, and the chatroom will be open. Now that's what I'm talkin' about. ;-)

[PeterG]

Still waiting for an invite ;)


Bribe attempt:

if you want a photo of me in boots, beret and with a rifle, it can be arranged. ;) ....I didn't say anything about clothes....;)

Hunni, your link earlier with the 2 women on the porch reminded me of the wonderful Hinge & Bracket.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kb2JqGuVh8I&feature=related

[Corbie]

getting back to the nipple talk...

Oh, yes please. I'm not so into all this testosterone fuelled crap but if we're talking nips.. count me in!

[East New York]

I'm sorry I've been gone---last week were the Rush shows, and then I was recuperating after the Rush shows. :D Lerxst always does that to me, that bad boy. :lol

Here you go...a few self-portraits taken while waiting for Rush to run into the parking lot of Guitar Center on Sunset Blvd. last Tuesday. I know they're overexposed (don't you wish I were? ;)), but I rather like them anyway:

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i301/Imperatrix62/Tasia%20Candids/IMG_0434.jpg

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i301/Imperatrix62/Tasia%20Candids/IMG_0477.jpg

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i301/Imperatrix62/Tasia%20Candids/IMG_0435.jpg

PS: All I got were Ray and Michael...!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-QO6jyodDo

[No Pride]

I'm sorry I've been gone---last week were the Rush shows, and then I was recuperating after the Rush shows. :D Lerxst always does that to me, that bad boy. :lol

Here you go...a few self-portraits taken while waiting for Rush to run into the parking lot of Guitar Center on Sunset Blvd. last Tuesday. I know they're overexposed (don't you wish I were? ;)), but I rather like them anyway:
I do too! You ARE a prog babe! :)

[CybrKhatru]

Meh. Keyboard players have more digital dexterity, not to mention the ability to work in different areas with each hand independently... :D


QFT.....

[CybrKhatru]

Wonderful pics, hon. :)

[Corbie]

Damn, I like those. But I'm a fool for a nice pair of psychotic, staring eyes (third one down is a favorite. Gorgeous.)!

[Vic2012]

=East New York;10985]Here you go...a few self-portraits



Oh my, you are hot! Good Lord :O.

[East New York]

Awwww! Fank shoe, youse guys! :D

Yeah, I must admit I have crazy eyes...but that's from my heritage and also from a nice single case of ptosis. :lol

[Scott Bails]

Personally, I like the devilish smile in the 2nd pic, but they're all very nice, ENY. :up

[trurl]

I have nothing appropriate to contribute at this time.




:D

[PeterG]

I sez, I wantz more fotoz of our beautiful female memberz! :)

[Corbie]

that's from my heritage and also from a nice single case of ptosis. :lol

Ha! I don't believe a word. You're clearly just a high functioning, progressive rock obsessed sociopath. ;)

[No Pride]

It seems this "Attention Ladies" thread has jumped to a whole 'nother track. Just sayin'...

[kid_runningfox]

this thread needs to go private...so I don't have to see it in the Way OT boards anymore. I i'm glad i'm not the only one vomiting from this thread and I see all the hornballs chased the progbabes away anyway....good job.

Well there's a simple solution your anguish, DC: DON'T READ THE THREAD!! In the meantime, stop pruriently peering out from behind your hands like a guilty schoolboy.

In the meantime, did somebody say something about nipples??

[Scott Bails]

Well there's a simple solution your anguish, DC: DON'T READ THE THREAD!!

I've given up on giving this advice. Despite being told many times, he doesn't seem to understand it.

[trurl]

My nipples explode with delight!

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQCJAUZPxJPyzCmSfk6nH4NzoV1HsPT-kk0tRz5AVJ2qNHs5nBDKw

[Hunnibee]

Well, you are all missing out, because in our secret club, we ladies are discussing the naughty things we'd love to do to the Rush band members, nipples included! ;)

:lol

[Hunnibee]

I sez, I wantz more fotoz of our beautiful female memberz! :)

Unfortunately, I can't contribute to that description. There are photos of me on Facebook that are not marked "Private", so that will have to do. I actually like my current profile photo over there, by the way. I don't normally like ANY photo of me, so that's saying a lot!

[80s were ok]

Well there's a simple solution your anguish, DC: DON'T READ THE THREAD!! In the meantime, stop pruriently peering out from behind your hands like a guilty schoolboy.

In the meantime, did somebody say something about nipples??:)

[Gruno]

Well, you are all missing out, because in our secret club, we ladies are discussing the naughty things we'd love to do to the Rush band members, nipples included! ;)

:lol

Can I request: gluing Geddy's lips closed? Thanks!

[80s were ok]

i'm happy to enjoy this thread as long as old man boobs isn't the main topic!

[progeezer]

i'm happy to enjoy this thread as long as old man boobs isn't the main topic!Is it hitting too close to home, DC?:)

[Hunnibee]

Can I request: gluing Geddy's lips closed? Thanks!

Hmmm... adding duct tape to the list, but only for temporary purposes. Thanks for the idea, Gruno! :bad

[JKL2000]

It seems this "Attention Ladies" thread has jumped to a whole 'nother track. Just sayin'...

Attention Ladies: I'm hung like a horse.

I'm just sayin'...

[trurl]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGs5FXu1z2U

[Scott Bails]

Attention Ladies: I'm hung like a horse.

I'm just sayin'...


And he smells like one, too! ;)

[kid_runningfox]

Attention Ladies: I'm hung like a horse.

I'm just sayin'...

You fold yours in half??:O

[JKL2000]

Sometimes I have to.

Do horses do that?

[East New York]

Can I request: gluing Geddy's lips closed? Thanks!

::::disconsolate sobbing commences::::

[Corbie]

You're all very bad people.

[kid_runningfox]

You're all very bad people. Your point being?? ;)

[Klonk]

Why are mostly dudes posting in this thread?

[Klonk]

Here I thought some prog babes would be pillow fighting or something...

[Klonk]

...maybe sharing some raunchy lesbian tales...

[Klonk]

...but no...just dudes.

[trurl]

Kind of like those parties in high school, eh? ;)

[East New York]

I...am...not...a...dude! :yell

[Trane]

...maybe sharing some raunchy lesbian tales...

I'm in, then...

Every female around me knows I'm a lesbian (only sleep with them)

Give you an example:

Q- what does a woman do with her arsehole every morning

A- She serves him breakfast and sends him to work...



Well, you are all missing out, because in our secret club, we ladies are discussing the naughty things we'd love to do to the Rush band members, nipples included! ;)

:lol


You might want to educate those poor males, unable to understand the complicated female machinery ;)

[Vic2012]

I'm in for when the thread goes private ;).

Oops.... nevermind.

[trurl]

I...am...not...a...dude! :yell

That's fer damn sure :D

[Klonk]

I...am...not...a...dude! :yell

:lol this is true. I should have said 'mostly' dudes. What do I have to do to be forgiven?

[progeezer]

Well, you could landscape her yard, mow her lawn and do some snow removal I suppose.:D

[Jymbot]

Your point being?? ;)

Clothes pins.

[East New York]

I...am...not...a...dude! :yell


That's fer damn sure :D


:lol this is true. I should have said 'mostly' dudes. What do I have to do to be forgiven?


Well, you could landscape her yard, mow her lawn and do some snow removal I suppose.:D

:lol

Please throw money, 'cos ain't nothin' goin' on but the RENT, baby!

[Scott Bails]

Oh, you got it goin' on, honey.

[Camelogue]

I have no feminine side.

All male all the time.

[kid_runningfox]

...but no...just dudes.

Welcome to Progsville!! :lol:lol

[progeezer]

I have no feminine side.

You don't know what you're missing, sugar!:O:O:O:p;)

[Vic2012]

All my best friends are females. Sometimes I think I'm gay ...... :lol

[Scott Bails]

So do we, Vic. ;)


http://fc02.deviantart.net/images3/i/2004/11/3/e/Rim_Shot_emoticon.gif

[Vic2012]

Seriosuly dude. I'm at a strange phase in my life at the moment. I seem to be more comfortable around women lately (usually single 20 somethings, and 30 somethings). I was never very good at platanoic friendships with women but lately that's about as good as it gets for me. Women in my age group have too much baggage (and they're fat and frumpy). I know, that's not a nice thing to say, but I'd rather just enjoy the female, platonic friendships I have than be in a relationship with some gal in her 50s. I'm thinking I'll try marriage again when I'm in my 60s. ;)

[Jymbot]

I carnuba wax my nipples.
(Unfortunately they are not of the puffy variety.)

I will fornicate your front lawn (and lick your tires as well) for a copy of Hansson & Karlsson "Live '66-'68" boot.

[Jefferson James]

Attention Ladies: I'm hung like a horse.

I'm just sayin'...

Shetland?

[Lou]

Shetland?


Sea?

[progeezer]

Saw or Hobby?

[Scott Bails]

On this forum? Hopefully rocking. ;)

[Camelogue]

Adolescence is so nice!!! An odd place and time that men do not ever leave.

[East New York]

Seriosuly dude. I'm at a strange phase in my life at the moment. I seem to be more comfortable around women lately (usually single 20 somethings, and 30 somethings). I was never very good at platanoic friendships with women but lately that's about as good as it gets for me. Women in my age group have too much baggage (and they're fat and frumpy). I know, that's not a nice thing to say, but I'd rather just enjoy the female, platonic friendships I have than be in a relationship with some gal in her 50s. I'm thinking I'll try marriage again when I'm in my 60s. ;)

http://www.chicagonow.com/milkin-it/files/2011/07/no-fat-chicks-e1323046612609.jpg

[Vic2012]

:lol

[Corbie]

I was just wondering what a "Platanoic" relationship was...... Best answer wins..... er, some sort of prize yet to be disclosed.

[progeezer]

I was just wondering what a "Platanoic" relationship was...... Best answer wins..... er, some sort of prize yet to be disclosed.Could it be a platonic relationship built on paranoia?

[80s were ok]

it's when a guy and gal are just friends but the guy jerks off to pictures of the gal in private.