So, I've been making music under the name Superluminal Pachyderm since 2000. I just released my 12th album, called Hippopotamus Five. It's kind of weird. Please forgive my singing. I was constipated. Most of it is instrumental.

Listen on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...GyKntX1OxW9GcV
Listen in Bandcamp: https://superluminalpachyderm.bandca...popotamus-five

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1. Choose Your Hairballs Wisely (5:35)
2. The Quest for the Holy Crap (3:18)
3. Si Collop Vintu (7:27)
4. Gas Hamper (5:58)
5. Nasal Hairs of the Anthropocene (3:08)
6. Refried Beans (5:21)
7. I Ate My Micro-Dopper Radar (3:11)
8. Please Control Your Plate Tectonics (1:28)
9. Unexpected Human in the Baggage Area (9:29)

Superluminal Pachyderm's entire discography is available to listen to on both YouTube and Bandcamp. My Barney Fife tablecloth is a gateway to two centuries of bath glue and linguist proteins. The Earth ate too many nouns and became the biggest science project since integers. My rear nose likes lawn mowers, but my front nose is more interested in alphabet physics. Thanks for the soda crackers and the free maps!